Amy and I are a bit sad and we read teen fiction. I would apologise, but I'm really not sorry. They had all 4 Twilight books, and as Amy doesn't own them I bought them for her (I'm not normally that generous, but £1 seemed within budget).
I asked Amy if she had an Apple. She said 'I have a Banana',
thinking I was hungry. I feel she missed the point somewhat.
I noticed the receipt as I was leaving the shop.
According to the lady in Cancer research UK, the Twilight Saga
is Non Fiction. I want to live in her world.
Gladys - Dude, what's with this banana?
Beryl -It's a bit Andy Warhol.
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